i really love making lists. anyone who knows me, knows that i am a list-maker.

i do NOT enjoy filling out surveys, questionnairres or anything of the like. oh, and for any of you MySpace friends that read this page... I HATE YOUR STUPID SURVEYS. STOP POSTING THEM.

sigh. it seems that the "meme" has found me. darn you, Eep. darn you to heck. okay, so what happens now, is that i've gotta answer these questions, then pass the metaphorical baton to 3 other unsuspecting folks.

that's what you get for being friends with me.

"Three people/things that make me laugh"
-in no particular order: watching my teammate T, bowl. he looks like his joints are held together with strings, so there's a fair amount of flailing.
-slapstick always cracks me up too. a good pie-in-the-face really brightens my day.
-the third thing... hmm. dead baby jokes. definitely dead baby jokes.

"Three things that scare me"
-needles
-carbon monoxide poisoning
-those bugs that look like silverfish, but they have a gajillion little legs. eeugh.

"Three things i love"
-laughing
-watching scary movies
-hugs.

"Three things i hate"
-filling out surveys
-those silverfish-looking bugs with a gajillion little legs
-paying bills.

"Three things i don't understand"
-how airplanes stay up in the air. it's like magic.
-Derrida
-where all my time goes... oh. right. blogging.

"Three things on my desk"
-a plastic squirrel dressed up like Sherlock Holmes
-a slide whistle
-scotch tape

"Three things i want to do before i die"
-quit smoking
-REALLY learn to play the guitar
-slap George W. Bush

"Three things i can do"
-whistle
-make you laugh
-follow directions

"Three things i would like to learn"
-as mentioned before: play the guitar
-how to speak Urdu
-how to sing so i don't sound like a rusty hinge

"Three favorite foods"
-that's easy... macaroni and cheese
-chocolate ice cream
-marshmallows

"Three beverages i drink regularly"
-hot chocolate
-coffee
-wine

"Three TV shows/books i watched/read as a kid"
as a kid? what kinda question is that? i did nothing BUT watch TV and read. yeesh.
-She-Ra: The Princess of Power
-Scary Stories
and... golly, i dunno. lotsa stuff comes to mind, but i suppose the author i sought out regularly would be
-Roald Dahl
his books are so great. they still hold up too. funny and smart and interesting and weird. yeah. good stuff.

there you have it, folks. i hate doing this, but i'm going to send it out to meggyn, brackishlad, and, what the heck, bdar. have fun!

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